This flowchart will make you split your side.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Be careful if you actually split your side that might be fatal, and remember death is permanent, at least to the reality-based.

If anyone is offended by this flowchart then maybe you need to lighten up a bit.  Might I suggest some yoga or tai-chi?

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